So innoncent, you could hardly believe she can clear a room playing the ass-tuba

LET IT BE KNOWN FROM THIS DAY FORWARD THAT PEANUT SMILED AT MOMMY FIRST!!!! MOMMY. THE ONE WHO SHARED AND DESTROYED HER PERFECT FIGURE FOR NINE MONTHS. MOMMY. Mommy who is on Cloud 9. For those of you wondering, The Duckling's first smile was at Uncle Ben (who did not get up in the middle of the night for nine months and eat hard boiled eggs and yogurt, or have Morning Sickness, or go through the pain of labor, or get up to pee a thousand times a day while trying to train attorneys to utilize software...). Not that I'm bitter about that or anything...