Stuff Portrait Friday, Part Deux (or The One Where I Get an "A" for Following Directions)

Alright, now that I'm playing the game properly, I've been asked to post a picture of a collection. I don't really have collections of anything (b/c usually that requires some kind of dusting to be done to keep them clean), so this is the next best thing. A collection of food in my fridge.

Let's see what we have here, some lovely leftover creamy alfredo tortellini from last night's dinner on the bottom shelf, expired eggs on shelf #2 (no worries, they're only a week past date!) and on the top shelf there appears to be some leftover oatmeal from The Duckling's breakfast.