Ideal Witness Protection Site

So last night Brandon and I were watching Law & Order: SVU (or SUV as he calls it) and the former ADA who was supposedly killed awhile back resurfaced. It turns out she was placed in a witness protection program for safety from a drug cartel. Any guesses where they placed her for complete anonymity?

C'mon...it's cold 8 months out of the year here, I mean there, they have lots of lakes and the local Farm & Fleet proudly advertises and sells "winter wedder weapons" (think accent of "Fargo"...that middle word would be "weather")...

That's right! The Badger State! Wisconsin!