New Recipe: Crazy Mutha

My happy little Peanut learning to bang away on the xylophone.
Look at The Duckling's real live smile...
...now look at the "posed" smile. Nice, eh?

Guess who's learning to crawl?!!??!


Here's the latest recipe thought up by yours truly to be submitted to a culinary, or more likely, bartending book in the near future.

Crazy Mutha
2 days of alone time with two children
1 yelling infant
1 mischievous toddler
156 plastic beads, shapes, letters and rings
pinch of insanity
dash of hopes for getting out of the house because it's too cold.

Take the 2 days of alone time with two children and mix with 1 yelling infant and 1 mischievous toddler. Mix until infant is screaming and toddle is in time-out.

Add 156 plastic toys and scatter throughout.

Continue to mix well adding the pinch of insanity and the dash of hopes for getting out of the house because it's too cold.

Serve quickly. Very quickly.
Yield: 1

mama, who thinks this is going to be big, VERY big amongst my fellow Hunting Widows