Monday, March 14, 2005

Stop me before I shop again!

Anyone else have this make a list, do your weekly Target shopping and by the time you walk in the door with your red bullseye bags you already have three items for next week's list? Like an ottoman, floppy cutting boards and plastic Easter eggs...just for example.

It is an addiction, isn't it?

I knew it.

Think I can find some kind of legal grounds to sue on? Is the red and the bullseye some kind of hypnotic symbol that makes me want to take me credit card out and spend? Surely if people can sure McDonald's for getting fat for eating their food, I can sue Target (or the whole Dayton-Hudson Co.!) for making my wallet skinny when I shop there.

I might have something here. I'm calling John O'Quinn to talk about my case.