A little bit of lovin' poultry-style

So I have no idea why this struck me as being so funny...maybe it's because my brain has gone soft from conversing only with an 18 month old and 2 month old all day long, but check out my chicken! Oh, veggies may find this offensive, but chickens need love too, my friends.


"C'mon! Gimme a hug! It's because I'm so pale and pasty, isn't it? Isn't it!?!??"


(for best results, read a la Barry White or maybe like Chef from South Park...it makes all the difference)
"How 'bout now, baby? I'm dark and buff, gimme some lovin'..."